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Not a green light, but a script in progress.

Here’s the thing about Kabbalah: it’s fucking idiotic, new age bullshit hippy psychobabble for hapless buffoons unable to deal with their own lives. If you don’t believe me, read the nonsensical ball of mysticism known as the Zohar. If balderdash and poppycock had a baby, it wouldn’t be half as chock-full of moonshine […]

Christmas comes at Thanksgiving and makes off with all the turkey, stuffing and baby vomit.

While it’s heartening to know that Obsidian has future plans for the series and that they’re willing to make bold changes to the series’ formula, SoZ’s innovation has a price and many of the NWN2’s previous strengths are less evident here.

One word difference shouldn’t be a new poster.

It’s a common misconception nowadays that people don’t read. That’s not true. Middle-aged women read a boatload. They just seem to prefer mediocre fluff romance novels, PG-13 rated mysteries, and celebrity memoirs. That should make you cringe and Sarah Palin quiver with anticipation. Why should she get the warm and […]

She’s back! Don’t worry, she’s learned her lesson. Britney has totally changed. Not so much. Contrary to what you may have heard elsewhere, Britney Spears’ recent trip to Europe did not go off without a hitch. The “Baby One More Time” singer was scheduled to perform at London’s Heaven Club, […]

Oh how ten years can alter one’s perceptions. Crusader against Napster and ardent art enthusiast Lars Ulrich has taken pause to consider Metallica’s future. The drummer has been overwhelmed by the outpouring of support for the new album, Death Magnetic, but its release also marks the end of the band’s record contract, which […]

It seems Miley Cyrus wants to be educated, though maybe not as a coed at a state school or liberal arts college. The sixteen year old tabloid sensation spoke candidly about being inspired by working with famed photographer Annie Leibovitz. You may remember Annie shot that Vanity Fair picture of Miley looking a […]

Hey budding deejays, art enthusiasts, and supporters of all things creative, the Portland-based Dandy Warhols want your help in designing some artwork and remixing a track. The group has just announced a new contest in which fans will be asked to alter the new single “Mis Amigos”, as well as design a special limited […]